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squash-blossoms:

Spicy Shrimp Sandwich with Chipotle Avocado Mayonnaise

Serves 2

You will need:

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon chili powder

2 teaspoons olive oil

1/2 pound medium shrimp (about 20 shrimp) peeled and deveined

1 avocado, pitted and diced

1/2 cup mayonnaise

1 chipotle pepper

Juice of 1 lime

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

2 french rolls

4 romaine lettuce leaves

Combine cumin, garlic powder, 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt, chili powder and olive oil together in a bowl. Place shrimp in the bowl and toss to coat.

Combine avocado, mayonnaise, chipotle pepper, lime juice and 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt in a food processor. Pulse until smooth.

Place shrimp in a skillet over medium heat. Cook until pink and cooked through, about 5 minutes.

Toast rolls, if desired. Spread chipotle avocado mayonnaise on the roll. Place lettuce leaves on the bottom half of the roll and place 10 shrimp on each sandwich.

Serve.

Enjoy!

Yum!

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A few:

•  If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
• Always toast before doing a shot.
•  Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
• Change your toast at least once a month.
•  Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
•  Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
•  Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
• If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.
• Always have a corkscrew in your house.
•  If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
•  It’s okay to drink alone.
•  If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
• Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
•  If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
• If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.
• Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
• Rules are made to be broken.
• Bottoms up!

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